Random thought to share

I am an avid Strictly [Come Dancing] watcher, but there is one thing that bothers me.  Well more one person that bothers me.  Brendan Cole.

He is almost not human.  His torso and his legs can move in opposite directions, whilst his midriff stays extraordinarily still.  Thing is, I thought I had seen the last of "Mr Independent legs" when Lulu got voted off.  Then he came back to haunt me whilst he stood in to dance with Holly Valance.  And this week he spooked me by standing in to dance with Anita Dobson.  I cant get rid of him..... please no more..... no man's legs should do that!